St. Patrick’s Day is just around the corner. Montclair is a town full of writers. So, we triple dog dare you: write us a limerick! Bonus points for Montclair references. No profanity please — and yes, we know that’s hard in this format (mild bawdiness welcome). Send your best to: firstname.lastname@example.org. If we don’t get a winner, we’ll be forced to print a clean version of “There once was a girl from Nantucket.” And nobody wants to see that. Good luck!